The problem with running around like a chicken with its head cut off is that then you wouldn't be making any noise...
Can you picture it? Head - sitting by itself on the ground screaming whilst body runs around on its own - arms flailing? Or is body flailing with one arm and carrying the screaming head with the other arm? It doesn't quite pan out when you try to pin down the details.
ALERT: Topic Change (What does a Lert look like? Has anybody seen one?)
We have been frantic at work and for the second week in a row I'm going to have to cancel my non-essential dentist appointment. I need a night guard because apparently I grind my teeth. Who knew? I mean, it's not like there's the least bit of frustration in my life is it? *shrug* It is aggravating that I will likely have to pay for an appointment I can't make. Do you think I can hit the boss (Mum) up for it?
Did you notice? I typed this whole thing without commas (it nearly killed me), just to see what it looks like. Whaddya think?